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Lying is the best and often also the most ethical way to get a job.
For $150, this guy bought a fake résumé & callable references in an industry he’s never worked in. And got hired:

For a small fee, CareerExcuse.com promises to not only craft an elaborate lie based on your exact job specifications but to see it through for as long as necessary. The site will provide a live HR operator and staged supervisor, along with building and hosting a virtual company website—complete with a local phone number and toll-free fax. CareerExcuse will even go so far as to make the fake business show up on Google Maps.

William Schmidt started the site in 2009, after being let go from his job in a round of layoffs during the lowest depths of the recession.

“While we were all unemployed, a couple of my former coworkers asked me to act as their reference for job interviews,” Schmidt recalled. “I did it for free for my friends, but then I realized that this is some there’s a pretty big demand for. It was something I could take to the public.”

He was right. Within the first 24 hours of launching the CareerExcuse site, Schmidt had already received multiple order for his services. He’s quick to brush off ethical concerns, citing horror stories from his clients about being mistreated by their former employers (and thus being unable to acquire a reference) and noting that it becomes more difficult to land a job the longer someone’s been unemployed.

Employment is a racket. So is college.

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May May (x)

I’m not even mad about this and no one should be. Sometimes all you really need to get a job is that one little lie that no one ever has to know about.

(via jean-luc-gohard)

(Source: fatsexybitch, via bedbugsbiting)

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"There is a ring of coral reef smack dab in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, miles (and miles) from anything. It’s called the Bikini Atoll, and is the chicken to the actual bikini, which in this case would be the egg."

omg blake lively’s website

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some of you guys might enjoy this sunbaked hippie interiors blog like I do

some of you guys might enjoy this sunbaked hippie interiors blog like I do

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Here’s an attractive photo of my groceries from November 16, 2012. #waylatergram

Here’s an attractive photo of my groceries from November 16, 2012. #waylatergram

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beatonna:

King Baby says No
I’ll be honest here, I don’t know if the proper word is Lay or Lie

beatonna:

King Baby says No

I’ll be honest here, I don’t know if the proper word is Lay or Lie

(via thenearsightedmonkey)

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gsus187:

the good old days

50% positive the back right face fraction is mine and I wonder what we were doing here

gsus187:

the good old days

50% positive the back right face fraction is mine and I wonder what we were doing here

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ponytailtime:

I’m ok with people not finding Taylor Swift attractive though. And being annoyed that they’re told over and over again to find her attractive. Like. Yes. Thank you. It’s like stop telling me Brad Pitt and George Clooney are attractive. Don’t even tell me an autumn leaf is attractive. Don’t tell me anything is attractive. The world is ugly, and Vincent D’Onofrio is hot.

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femalerappers:

babefield:

it here

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stayinbedgrowyrhair:

okay but why was it necessary to tell koko that robin williams died. was she going to find out anyway when she checked her google alerts? “hey koko, i know you’re a gorilla and all and it would be very easy for me, your human handler, to shield you from sad news but LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER THING YOU LOVED IS GONE FOREVER. take it in, koko. yes, frown, cry, sad, frown. absolutely, sad water eye.”