I’m ok with people not finding Taylor Swift attractive though. And being annoyed that they’re told over and over again to find her attractive. Like. Yes. Thank you. It’s like stop telling me Brad Pitt and George Clooney are attractive. Don’t even tell me an autumn leaf is attractive. Don’t tell me anything is attractive. The world is ugly, and Vincent D’Onofrio is hot.
okay but why was it necessary to tell koko that robin williams died. was she going to find out anyway when she checked her google alerts? “hey koko, i know you’re a gorilla and all and it would be very easy for me, your human handler, to shield you from sad news but LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER THING YOU LOVED IS GONE FOREVER. take it in, koko. yes, frown, cry, sad, frown. absolutely, sad water eye.”
- T: and my date last night said being gay was a sin
- T: and i almost lost that shit
- T: i told him that giraffes are overwhelmingly gay, so does that mean giraffes are going to hell?
- T: he said animals dont have souls
- T: lost my shit again