February 2012
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They play weird music here, so now I’m hung up on the ‘I’d jump in front of a train for ya’ line from Bruno Mars’ Grenade (which I hate the lyrics of anyway) because in no scenario could she benefit from you jumping in front of a train. None, ever.
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trying to locate a cheap BYOB eatery
me: Could we bring wine to Foodswings?
Damon: No - not unless the actual grapes themselves were vegan, anarchist, and a founding member of the Occupy movement.
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Kickstarter Expects to Provide More Funding Than... →
The crowdfunding platform is having a blockbuster year and may bring in as much as $150 million for the small projects on its site.
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WatchROLLING STONE by ARINEY
My friend JC finally populated his bandcamp with new tracks and now I can’t stop listening, THEY’RE SO GOOD
Also I totally thought the title was Ghost Rider 2: Act of Valor until it started because I pay no attention to anything.
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Look, I’m not going to spoil this movie for you, but Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is worth admission price just for the three minute scene in which Nicholas Cage uses facial contortions to repress his inner Ghost Rider, but just can’t keep his CGI eye sockets from popping out.
Unexpected cameos: Giles from Buffy, Jerry Springer.
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Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The... →
“When I first read it, the first person that I thought of was Guy Fieri from the...”
– Melissa McCarthy on her inspiration for her Bridesmaids role
This
is
amazing
(via natface)
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I turn into Marc Maron this time of year.
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Baird was a PEACH this morning. I don’t understand him at all.
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This is boring but I’m going to talk about it anyway. Animosity is growing between me and the morning security desk guy, Baird (though I typically get along well with anyone I casually interact with on principle).
Baird and I started fine. In the morning, it goes like this: show ID, sign the visitor book, receive a pass, and get swiped through the turnstile. The first week went swimmingly,...
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a comprehensive list of all the cheeses I bought...
1.8 lb. wheel of Brie - $3.99
1 lb. smoked Gouda - $2.99
1 lb. crumbled Gorgonzola - $3.00
8 oz. Mascarpone - $1.75
Total: $11.73
East Village Cheese, guys. At the cheese counter a 1.2 lb. wheel of Brie was on sale for $2.99, so I asked the cheese lady for the “wheel of Brie” and she was like, “2.99 or $3.99?” cuz a 1.8 lb. wheel of Brie was...
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oldtobegin:
annicka:
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good kick them to the curb and the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.”
—Amy Poehler (via abloodymess:coronagraminea: toomanypeacocks)
i...
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Lindsey: I hate Benedict cumberboob so much
Meg: Don't you mean Benadryl undersnatch
Lindsey: Breakfasttoast crumblesnacks
Meg: Bennyhill candycrack
Lindsey: Crannynook bramblepatch
Meg: Banterpoop dumberdash
Lindsey: Bumblebee stupidsnatch
Meg: Bourgeoisie sixtypack
Lindsey: gross sobbing
Meg: BOMBERJACKET SOULPATCH
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next time someone asks me what i do i’m going to say “i work in the shadows between art and math”
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me: its not shady, then?
Chris: It's a little shady.
Chris: 10%
me: yeah, agreed
Chris: But that's well below FDA levels
Chris: We should all be so lucky to eat peanut butter that pure.
kelsium:
Because fucking news flash: real life strong women carry hate. All of them. They have to in order to survive.
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I really wish my mom wouldn’t express her political views on facebook.
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To people who post screencaps of people...
bestrooftalkever:
Don’t make me sit here and explain culture to you.
same goes for y’all who are dubstep haters or think Lana Del Ray is relevant enough to write about. i don’t listen to either but dubstep isn’t going anywhere so get used to it
“I remain unconvinced that anything other than rapid decomposition is the fate of...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson, Don’t ever tell anybody anything. (via cocknbull)
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“If there’s one thing I wish I’d learned at 18, it’s that it’s okay if a crazy...”
– Some Advice for Young People
(via TheAwl)
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My favorite parts of the new Porno Twitter that... →
lifesgrandparade:
I don’t hang out on twitter that much, because I’m a long winded motherfucker by my very nature. Thus, my twitter “friends” list is Kelly, 25 “Social Media gurus and 27 porn stars.
One would think this is annoying, but since twitter is just an archive for my Life’s Grand…
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anedumacation:
lifetimeachievement replied to your video: drake — motto don’t ask me why, but this song on…
I FEEL U! also my jam of the week and its fast but laid-back in the way ‘rack city’ is but doesn’t leave you with the slightly gross feeling
oh my god rack city makes me feel so gross
but its so damn catchy
I KNOW what can you even do - like when a really dope dance song turns out to...
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bkherman replied to your photoset: I didn’t get to execute my post-work schedule of…
You know Patty? HOLY FUCK MIND BLOWN.
Yesterday Brian and I figured out that we share a Real Life Friend, and our heads exploded. I love the internet.
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Stock Photos of Women Looking Remorseful After... →
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What Americans Keep Ignoring About Finland's... →
And while Americans love to talk about competition, Sahlberg points out that nothing makes Finns more uncomfortable. In his book Sahlberg quotes a line from Finnish writer named Samuli Paronen: “Real winners do not compete.” It’s hard to think of a more un-American idea, but when it comes to education, Finland’s success shows that the Finnish attitude might have merits....
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I won $25 in the office football game pool thing
Dunno what happened in the Super Bowl, but I quadrupled my social goodwill investment.
