May 2012
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so we’ve got sriracha mayo, wasabi mayo, chipotle mayo - tell me some other delicious things i can mix with mayo?
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what vacation taught me
is that New York and I have been growing emotionally distant and having some problems we’ve been ignoring and I’m not sure if we love each other anymore so maybe it’s time to take a break on our relationship and move to California
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right now i’m working a job that is intense and chaotic and pertains to a significant amount of my personal interests and it is taking up all of the time i have and i am super tired but i love it. anyway, i take the elevator out of the times square station and this particular morning i was going up and my brooklyn corner deli guy Yuli was coming down and we fived each other in the middle and...
oldtobegin:
bryst replied to your post: i talked to a guy today who had the tiniest face
lol we used to call this phenomenon “clusterface” in college
YES exactly
all the parts were
in the middle
this made me laugh so hard my roommate came in and made me read it to him
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Damon: I got the Goya black beans even though they were ten cents more because of the pop-top.
me: Yeah, it's cheaper than a new can opener.
Damon: What do we have to do to rectify this? Go to Sharper Image?
me: That's a little extreme. Maybe like Bed Bath and Beyond?
Damon: Sharper Image: the place you go when your sisters are clothes-shopping. You might not know that, but your brothers do.
“You’re a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were...”
– Aaron Sorkin’s commencement speech to Syracuse grads
(via kateoplis)
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finally joined Pinterest
but the comment threads are turning me off - these wimminz gettin way too hyphy bout homemade play-doh
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I’m finally watching Season 3 of Misfits and you guys were right unfortunately :(
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"She's a very... spiritual lady."
catturnedtosmoke:
Guy Fawkes masks are basically the Ed Hardy shirts of activism.
Damon: You never know what's 'round the corner. My mum taught me that.
Interviewer: How did she teach you that?
Damon: She said "Damon, you never know what's 'round the corner".
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One of my friends (in grad school for in religious studies) just invited me to her seminary’s prom and I can’t go and I am super disappointed because even though I don’t study religion doesn’t mean I don’t want to get drunk and talk about St. Augustine and the pope’s boyfriend.
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“Moms get 10 free wings on Sunday at Hooters. There is an additional charge for...”
– (via)
“According to Brooks, current Prime Minister David Cameron used to send her texts...”
– LOL. (via cheatsheet)
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Super Mario, cub reporter: Jesse Schell on what... →
“I think there’s a real opportunity for any company that owns both a social network and a news system,” he said. “Whoever owns a social network has the ability to control how you present yourself. If, let’s say, Facebook owns a news system of some kind, and Facebook decided it was based on how you interacted with the news system then it was going to be able to determine, ‘yeah, you are a sports...
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The barista here just told me about a robbery that happened around the corner at a yet-unopened restaurant - their industrial air conditioner was stolen off the roof by dudes who rolled a fucking crane up at 3am. Who questions a crane? Nobody.
That's what I think whenever anyone mentions "IRL...
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Doomed Love At Las Perlas →
writinginbed:
So Union Rags didn’t win, but I’ll Have Another did, and that set the tone for the night.
Arianna arrived just as I was stomping on the carpet and cursing the loser horse. We immediately left my headquarters and got out to downtown L.A. where we settled in at the bar at Cole’s. There were very…
“Adi very reluctantly admitted to once writing for Ghost Whisperer. This...
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“It is common, among the nonpoor, to think of poverty as a sustainable condition...”
– Barbara Ehrenreich, Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting by in America (via mykicks)(via heavyaura)(via kashmiriyat)
“I have to disagree with Alan Moore on one thing. You can kill an idea. This is...”
– PZ Myers (via cocknbull)
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“I think, without consciously realizing it, I figured something out about...”
– Ask a Lady
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