Enemies

• Cashier: I really like your eyes.
• Me: Thanks. Yours are very nice, too.
• Cashier: You buy a lot of sandwiches here.
• Me: Yeah but not, like, all at once.
• Cashier: Always the same sandwich?
• Me: I sometimes rotate in a new cheese.
• Cashier: Seems boring.
• Me: You are.
• Cashier: Boring?
• Me: We went from best friends to worst enemies in a very short time.
• Cashier: $7.35, please.
• Me: Enemies.
• Cashier: ...
• Me: Keep the change. Have a good day!